Wanna know why I am scared of that Elf on the Shelf?
This is why:
Do you SEE his face!? He is holding a sweet note that there is a present from mommy and daddy, yet he has a demented look on his face. I would be a little leery. Seems to me that note is a ploy to get you near the candy jar, so he can stuff you in there and candy cane and feather you! Like this:
What about this?
How about this!?
And yet another:
And one more to bring my point home:
I mean, look, even St. Nick himself, KEEPER of the elves, thinks he is creepy! I think this elf on the shelf is an elf that was sent away for being naughty, only you won’t figure that out until it’s too late….